Wearing Lids Like 50 Cent: Ain’t that Cute

I should have written this along time ago due to excessive exposure to many different people wearing their hats in the sassy sideways style or other fashion, too cool or the usual 360 or 180 degrees most humans stick to. Hmmm…now why do we where hats like we do? Well because hats are actually there to serve a purpose other than appearing “gangsta” or “hood” or “baller”. Don’t get me wrong if you are just joking around or having some fun of course thats kosher. If you are actually 50 Cent etc., please feel free to do as you please because you have proven what you do works. Also if you really just enjoy it, then do it, but remember it comes at a cost (dignity). I talking about the silly kids and younger adults simply wearing their hats for social status (god knows how that would help), to broadcast that they are infact African American (only in disguised as an insecure white boy), possibly attempting to defy the laws of aerodynamics, or impress the ladies (“oh my he is so radical wearing his hat at a 79 degree rotation…so hot”). World, please stick with backwards or forwards, we already have enough problems.